how to share a veggie burger with your best friend..
I’m not sure if Jay Cutler has a brother, but if he does I’m pretty sure he was my waiter today at breakfast. The resemblance was uncanny. Not a bad way to start the day.
Everywhere I go I see boats. Boats in the parking lot of my apartment complex, boats parked in front of my Uncle’s house, boat hitched to the back of trucks driving down the street, boats in the Target parking lot. Did I miss the ‘Buy a boat and park it somewhere’ memo?
My horoscope (Yes, I read my horoscope everyday) said I would “almost certainly meet someone today who is meant to play an important role in my life’s story.” I sure hope that someone is Jay Cutler’s maybe-brother.
"Seems like this happens once a month. Tell me: how necessary is it to make the printer work?"
My boss, with 17 years of experience, when I came in to tell him the printer ran out of ink.
The world’s ugliest dog is not ugly at all. I find him rather adorable.
you are single pawedly ruining this party.
Editor’s Note: This story was submitted without any sort of context, which sort of makes it better. Let me know in the comments why you think a banana’s scent is being discussed.
The following story deals with one of my regular editing clients. He often requires a bit of patience.